Philosophical Erotic Ponderings

If I tickle a nymph
Will it beget a Hercules?
Will the laughter of pure titillation
In the end turn to screams of agony?

If I eat an apple
Will my gender be to blame?
Will the inversion of values
Be only in name?

If I lick Parvati's navel
Will Ganesha's head fall in my lap
Will the linga in the yoni
Be but a trap?